Friday, July 27, 2007

The Workbook of My Life (Second Ed.)

In this year's workbook, we have the following subjects:

fondue; cardiovascular exercise, maintenance and care of hardwood floors; finding a telephone that doesn't crackle; the surreptitious ductwork crawl at the International Spy Museum; alma mater tchotchke investment (i.e. baseball caps, travel mugs, and key chains), blog drama; maintenance and care of newfound assertiveness, De Kooning, Sims 2 home building challenges; celebrating the uses of Velcro, perfecting the dog paddle swim and jellyfish float, maintenance and care of funky new countertops, health benefits of constant coffee consumption, long term effects of teeth bleaching, organiziation 101 (failed from last semester); eating at home; and the development of hypergraphia.

Supply List:
pen; notebook; fondue set; television stationed on Food Network; xanax; computer; and thick biographies purchased from Amazon

8 comments:

Lou said...

Velcro?

Sounds like some wonderful topics.

ell said...

- "health benefits of constant coffee consumption" and
- "long term effects of teeth bleaching"

I'm not too sure these two are compatible. LOL!

(Though I do believe in constant coffee consumption.)

Becoming Amethyst said...

"organiziation 101 (failed from last semester)"

~ guess I'll see you in class again, Cate ;)

LDahl said...

Coffee and I had to break our vows. I still loved coffee but it was a relationship that was going no where, and coffee had started causing me a lot of pain... sleepless nights... heart ache. Then I met tea and we started having a thing, but you know, it was sometimes green and I missed coffee. I tried being with coffee again. It was exciting at first but then it all came back to me with a terrible stomach ache. I had changed but coffee hadn't. Then I found out my dear Coffee was dating a White Russian on the sly. Coffee just couldn't be trusted anymore, grounds for divorce. It is really over! Sob! Sniff!!

Kim G. said...

At least we don't need to worry about you being a well rounded sort of gal. I'm curious about the DeKooning . . . is it a painful procedure?

Amber said...

is there another top top top top secret blog or are you just not writing? if there is, email me the address please. :)

Amber said...

oh, the above comment is from the amber of your pac-man playing youth, not the other amber who sometimes comments.

LDahl said...

I'm back lurking in blogieville...
How is school going? Miss your writing!